THE BOOK


THIS BOOK IS NOT A TOY!
Friendly Advice on How to
Avoid Death And Other Inconveniences
St. Martin’s Press   0-312-30376-9
$23.95 ($33.95 Canada)

In this collection of essays and short stories, humorist and radio commentator Chuck Goldstone shows how we have replaced common sense and 100,000 years of collective mammalian wisdom with naivite, oafishness and bad judgment.

• "hilariously funny."
•"...wise and witty."
•"The most important literary work since Beowulf."

 
RADIO

Chuck's commentaries have been heard on Monitor Radio and American


Web Development Rick Goldstone Design Associates. Boston

Pubic Media’s Marketplace for longer than anyone thought possible.

 
MAILING LIST
Sign up for information about book specials, public radio events, personal appearances, television and radio interviews, special public radio offers, and other examples of self-serving tripe and shameless personal promotion.
Goldstone just likes to know who is out there. He will protect your privacy. He promises. Really.
RAMBLINGS

Miscellany, drivel, and endless opinion in words
and pictures

APPEARANCES & BOOKINGS

Chuck can be booked for:

• Public Appearances
• Interviews
• Radio and TV
• Substitute On Air Hosting
• Speaking engagements
• Readings
• Keynote Addresses
• Corporate Meetings
• Fundrasing
• Voiceovers

 
 

For more information about bookings and upcoming schedules, or for press materials, click on the link below to contacts Chuck's handlers by email or call 617.738.8889.

  

Top l Home l About Him l Book l Commentarie l Appearances l TerribleAdvice.com
Interviews l Additional Drivel l Ramblings l Mailing List l Contact

Copyright © 2005 Chuck Goldstone Owns This. All rights reserved.
terrible.gif
LATEST INTERVIEWS
Clips from Chuck's radio and TV interviews. Articles from magazine and newspaper.

FACTORY STORE


Want a Terrible AdviceTM T-shirt or Mug. What about Chuck Goldsotne CDs and books. Check back once we have the Chuck Goldstone Factory Outlet set up, or leave a message and we will contact you once we are ready to grab for your money.

EVER HELPFUL COUNSEL
TM

Self-proclaimed expert on all things, Chuck Goldstone dispenses advice and answers all manner of perplexing questions for anyone willing ask, fearlessly attacking love, careers, money matters, health, and all other topics that beleaguer the human soul.

The advice promises to be accessible and marginally credible, yet makes no claim to be in any way correct or prudent ot follow.

"DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID UNTILYOU TALK TO ME" (R)

WORDS FOR HIRE
Conversant in the mother tongue and able to construct
persuasive prose to enlighten, instruct, motivate, cajole, and amuse, Chuck lends
his wordmsithian skills to those in need for of an expert skilled in all things grammatical and syntactical. He gleefully plies his craft for commercial, educational, or political purposes. Click this link to learn about Chuck the writer, director, speechwriter, consultant, and word sculptor

PLEDGE PUBIC RADIO
Support local public radio. Your contribution counts. Contact your local station and tell them that Chuck Goldstone made you do it

 
WORDS FOR HIRE
Conversant in the mother tongue and able to construct
persuasive prose to enlighten, instruct, motivate, cajole, and amuse, Chuck lends
his wordmsithian skills to those in need for of an expert skilled in all things grammatical and syntactical. He gleefully plies his craft for commercial, educational, or political purposes. Click this link to learn about Chuck the writer, director, speechwriter, consultant, and word sculptor

LATEST INTERVIEWS
Clips from Chuck's radio and TV interviews. Articles from magazine and newspaper.

look
THE BOOK
CHORTLE MIGHTILY

Listen to the recent Chuck Goldstone TV and Radio interviews