You will spend a huge amount of your time at your job, and if calculations serve me correctly, it is an amount of time equal to getting up on January 1st and working 24 hours a days with no breaks until the end of March.

And while some of you might think that this doesn't seem so bad and would mean that you would have April till December just to relax and mess around, you would be missing my point.

Work is hard. You spend an inordinate amount of time performing tasks that are beneath you. 

If you are like almost everyone else, you hate what you do and wonder why you let a decision you inpulsively made when you were 20 ruin the rest of your life.

Likewise, you are not being paid enough, work for asses who you would injure if you could get away with it, and often wonder if now you are qualified or motivated to do anything else.

I can help.

The advice that follows might just keep you from hurting yourself or someone else anytime soon.